Words for Pee

This is part of our Fun With Pee series. Funny, curious, and even startling facts and stories about the pee our bodies make.

I Gotta Go Pee!

There are so many words to use to say something special. But how do you find those special words to say “I need to do number one”?

Of course, scientifically it’s known as urination, but also micturition, voiding, and, more rarely, emiction. Not many people, however, say, “Hey, I need to urinate”, or “I was just in the act of urination when…”. Perhaps it’s because the words urine makes us uncomfortable, or perhaps it’s because the noun and verb are distinct words, making the english language all that much more difficult to master. Whatever the case, we say just about everything else imaginable like, “Hey, I need to pee.” or “Gross, it smells like pee in here!”.

There are many different ways we talk about the need to urinate. We use words and phrases like:

  • Pee
  • Pee Pee
  • Pee Like a Race Horse
  • Pee Like a Raging Fire Hose
  • Piss
  • Wee
  • Wee Wee
  • Have to Take a Wizz
  • Gotta Tinkle
  • Take a Leak
  • Go Number One
  • My Bladder is Full
  • My Eyes are Turning Yellow
  • My Back Teeth Are Floating
  • Drain the Main Vein
  • Tap a Kidney
  • Play Watersports
  • Drain the Lizard

There are some other phrases we use that are not limited to just pee, such as:

  • Relieve Yourself
  • Off to the Loo
  • Use the John
  • Use the Head
  • Go Potty
  • Gotta Talk to a Man About a Horse.

We’re sure you creative types can come up with a few more.


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